Everything I've tested.

An automatic roti maker with a good non-stick surface that produced tasty rotis.

A convincing watch with a hidden 1080p camera and infrared night vision that impressed him.

A bargain 20,000mAh power bank with a display and bright torch, though slow charging.

Mentioned as the $900 projector the Beam 440 reminds him of.

A much more convincing fake with a better screen, glass back and a camera that surprisingly matches the real thing.

A cheap, plastic knock-off with laggy animations, a huge bottom bezel and a clumsy copy of the Dynamic Island.

Cooks the bread evenly and gives a noticeably crunchier result, but only scored a strong 6 out of 10.

Flexible enough for four normal slices or two massive ones and toasts quickly, earning about a 7 out of 10.

Nokia faked the Lumia 920's image stabilisation ad using a proper cinema camera, then had to apologise.

A stick-on stand that flicks out to prop the phone up vertically or horizontally.

A timed lockbox for a tech detox, though he jokes he accidentally set it for a whole hour.

A holder that follows you around and starts or stops recording from a hand gesture, which he calls even weirder.

A phone grip that doubles as an extendable sun shade and fan, shown as a quirky gadget without a firm verdict.

A phone gaming grip with physical buttons lined up to on-screen controls, which he finds extreme and a bit silly.

Smartphone of the year and a masterclass box-ticker, with only video graininess in low light as a complaint.

A metal saber that feels responsive enough to make him feel ready to take on the dark side.

A cheap inflatable toy that he treats as a joke starting point.

A fine option for the money, with thick plastic, a retractable blade and LEDs.

A noticeable step up with better attention to detail and motion-sensor sounds.

The top saber leaves the cheaper ones behind, with a spinning kyber crystal, LCD and sound that adjusts to swing speed.

A collector's phone that took him two years to track down, packaged in a Pokédex with plenty of custom accessories.

He rates it as the best of the three for attention to detail, with 3D artwork, earbuds in a mini backpack and a themed interface.

Looks fairly plain at first, but the furry texture and colour-changing photochromic glass make it a proper limited edition.

Presents a run of facts about TikTok's size and usage without giving a personal opinion on the app.