Everything I've tested.

He calls it the weirdest tent he has ever seen, and says it will draw attention to campers.

He finds the 'stealth' name ironic for a whistle, which is the opposite of stealthy.

Spectacular hardware with a great screen, undermined by gimmicks, pricey memory cards and weak developer support.

The weirdest revision, a Vita without screen or controls whose use he could not work out, though it is cheap.

The slimmer, lighter PSP he grew up with, adding TV output years before the Switch.

A groundbreaking handheld with a stunning screen, analog nub and UMD discs that he loves nostalgically.

A good-looking budget cut-down PSP that came too late in the console's life.

Slimmer and lighter, but with a downgraded LCD screen and awkward 1GB internal storage.

A tiny, quirky Japan-only device that cleverly laid the groundwork for the PSP, though the hardware feels flimsy.

Beautifully built and tiny, but going download-only with no UMD made it a commercial failure.

A solid but not revolutionary refresh with a brighter screen and microphone.

He calls it the future of rulers, praising its 0.1 mm accuracy, unit switching, map scale and division features.

Not technologically groundbreaking but sticky, squishy and comfortable.

A neck speaker that gives surprisingly good positional gaming audio and comfort, though light on bass. Seven out of ten.

A good concept ruined by AAA batteries and a squeaky, unsatisfying experience; three out of ten.

An all-in-one portable record player whose sound is compromised, so he says it doesn't make sense.

Sceptical-sounding but not unpleasant; he can't judge the skincare benefit and thinks it looks odd.

Well thought out emoji-key mechanical keyboard that feels neither high-end nor cheap; eight out of ten for $80.

Full-body muscle stimulation suit that's intense and cool tech, but he wants more proof of benefits.

Premium-feeling and realistic, but cabled, near $200 and overkill for Mario Kart.

Attaches to the dock and blows air at the console, which he finds pointless since the Switch already has a fan. Four out of ten.

An easy win that protects buttons and adds a lot of grip.

Cheap add-ons that add resistance for subtler joystick control, rated seven out of ten.

Nice to touch but he thinks they clutter the Switch and they are not for him.