Everything I've tested.

Premium-feeling and realistic, but cabled, near $200 and overkill for Mario Kart.

Full-body muscle stimulation suit that's intense and cool tech, but he wants more proof of benefits.

A good concept ruined by AAA batteries and a squeaky, unsatisfying experience; three out of ten.

A premium steam rice cooker that gives distinct, individual grains; a subtle improvement, rated seven.

A simple idea for cooking and eating from one vessel, held back by the cable and awkward handle.

Not technologically groundbreaking but sticky, squishy and comfortable.

Well thought out emoji-key mechanical keyboard that feels neither high-end nor cheap; eight out of ten for $80.

A smart blower-and-vacuum cleaner that worked brilliantly on his keyboard; an easy nine.

A neck speaker that gives surprisingly good positional gaming audio and comfort, though light on bass. Seven out of ten.

Lots of clever ideas but carrier bloatware and cameras that fall far behind the iPhone 15 Pro Max; five out of ten.

Sceptical-sounding but not unpleasant; he can't judge the skincare benefit and thinks it looks odd.

An okay idea executed badly with a confusing name, scored 5 out of 10 as a colossal flop.

Not powerful, but its simple design and motion controls brought casual players in and made it Nintendo's big success.

A dense, powerful and quirky console with a great controller, undone by competition from the PS2.

A wacky but groundbreaking console whose analog stick and Mario 64 defined 3D gaming.

Credited as the console that launched the first Zelda and Mario games.

Described as a big leap over the NES, with a clear jump in game quality.

Wooden spoon winner: old chip, weak camera, poor screen and battery at a full $429 price.

Mid-range phone of the year: no real weak link, great photos and a price that drops fast.

A very close runner-up for best compact phone, with good looks, performance and cameras better than the specs suggest.

A surprisingly capable budget phone that feels like a flagship on the surface, only losing out for power users on performance, camera and b…

Xiaomi's camera-focused flagship wins more categories than the iPhone, with excellent rear cameras and a great screen, but a washed-out fro…

The fastest Android phone, with huge battery life, loud speakers and fast charging, but not enough to make an iPhone user switch.

An impressive, clever compact phone that he loves for its size, though battery, camera and price show why small phones remain a niche.