Everything I've tested.

Infamous console whose Hotel Mario characters he found horrible.

Surprisingly comfortable for small Joy-Cons, though slightly too wide and not great to play with.

A tiny PS5 knock-off with unlabelled buttons, delayed input and 300 games.

Money box with a skin-like face that chews up coins and left him uncomfortable.

Odd-looking but genuinely comfortable and the most pleasant part of his cursed day.

Soundproof mic mask that made him sound underwater and did not work at all.

Mouth-operated cat brush that his cat rejected immediately.

Reusable pimple-popping toy he found disgusting.

The most cursed thing of the day, which he hates.

Plastic finger extensions he tried; the cat was unbothered.

Made the most perfect s'more he has ever seen and redeemed the day.

A working watch the size of a ring that was readable but so tight it hurt his finger.

Cleverly gamified retro camera with a 128x128 black and white image and heat-paper printing, though unflattering.

Cheap-looking watch with a lighter that leaks fuel and could set your wrist on fire.

Cooks eggs out of sight, producing an odd-looking egg that tastes normal.

A surprisingly refreshing gadget that turns a fruit into a spray bottle, the pleasant surprise of the day.

Surprisingly ergonomic 1990s-style controller that was an unexpected delight.

Skin-coloured soap with no scent that he found deeply unsettling.

He rates it as a very thin 15-inch laptop with a good screen, good speakers and fast everyday performance, and expects excellent battery li…

A gold-plated crocodile leather case that is heavy, lacks MagSafe and protected the phone worse than the $1 case.

Surprisingly good quality for $1, and it survived the drop test with barely a mark.

Calls thumbstick covers one of the quickest, easiest ways to customise a Switch, and says they improve grip.

Used as the base of the build, and he is excited by how it looks.

A good-looking mod, but he found it far more of a DIY project than expected, especially connecting the battery.