Everything I've tested.

A GameCube controller made so players could chat with friends while playing, and it was definitely not meant to be yellow.

Billed as a revolutionary way to control games, but it never caught on because Nintendo made only two games for it.

A chainsaw-shaped controller that probably makes the game ten times harder to play.

A huge controller that looks like it needs training to use, complete with a working eject button under a protective cover.

Really cool high school locker design with hand-drawn graffiti and rust details to match the game.

Little more than a vinyl wrap on a normal Xbox, with the carry case the main extra, at a very high price.

An Xbox Series S sandwiched between two giant biscuits that he can hardly believe exists.

The Series X shape works well as a Tardis, complete with a working light on top.

The strangest of the six, at double the size of a normal console.

A console built into a retro arcade cabinet with its own screen and controls, though he jokes about playing Halo on it.

Singled out as the awesome one of the lot because it has working wireless earphones built into the watch.

Called the most ridiculous of the bunch, as its QR code just links back to the site you bought it from.

A $113,000 watch with a mini maze game that apparently has no clock.

Lets you play a full game of blackjack using the watch buttons, with a roulette wheel on the back.

Shows the real-time position of the five closest planets instead of the time, which is fascinating but not much use for telling the time.

A watch inspired by the Sydney Opera House with an extendable acoustic chamber that amplifies the chime each hour.

A gimbal unlike any other he has used, with clever AI tracking, a built-in tripod and selfie stick, and long battery life, making it his be…

The cheap glass protector scratched at level six and was ripped apart by level eight, though it left the screen spotless when removed.

The sapphire protector resisted scratches far better than the cheap one, and came with a full kit, though it costs 100 times more.

Took a full day to expand and ended up see-through and unwearable, so he felt pranked.

Does drain fat as promised, but the bacon came out dry and chewy.

Baby-care game he called one of the most cursed experiences of his life.

Rope-less skipping gadget he called the stupidest gadget he has ever seen.

Odd controller with haptic feedback that he found satisfying despite the reimagined button layout.