Everything I've tested.

Listed as a dangerous toy because the doll chewed up children's fingers and hair.

Listed as a dangerous toy because its dusting powder contained tremolite asbestos.

Listed as a dangerous toy because the sharp metal darts caused thousands of injuries and at least one death.

Describes it as the dedicated robot that automatically implants over a thousand electrodes, calling the procedure a bit freaky.

Impressive medical technology with huge potential, but currently overhyped, ethically murky over animal testing, and risky if it ever becom…

A molded keypad with tiny finger travel and at least six inputs per finger that he rated 8 out of 10.

Expected a gimmick but was shocked by how well it works, giving it 9 out of 10.

The weirdest of the six: a Transformer-like device that projects a working trackpad onto any surface.

A car-shaped mouse with a working flashlight that fits his hand better than expected.

A mouse so small he does not know what to do with the rest of his hand.

An unconventional finger-worn mouse that he got used to surprisingly quickly.

Loves the fresh approach of spinning satellites in a vacuum wheel, which cuts fuel use and launch costs.

Likes the idea of a wireless, remote-free TV but thinks sticking it to the wall with a battery-powered vacuum is a flawed idea.

Thinks it is phenomenal that it works, but largely useless in practice given existing road infrastructure and a price of about $789,000.

Impressed by a display that both folds and rolls, and expects rolling TVs and screens that resize themselves to follow.

One of his two Android all-rounder winners, with a superb screen, zoom camera and S Pen.

A free cardboard case that fitted better than shop-bought ones and protected the phone in a drop test.

Over the top, but he liked that the light animation follows the direction of charge.

Easy to latch onto a wheel and looked cool once pedalling.

Shown as the final, most extreme item, a hanger so you never lose your favourite shirt.

The LED hat was dimmer than he expected and was awkward to switch on.

Surprisingly thin, needs no mains connection and has a mode that avoids looking harsh.

Impressed by the noteboard, which works as both a bedside lamp and a place to jot down ideas.

Mentioned as getting a redesign so the S23 lineup looks cohesive.