Everything I've tested.

Cited as the car in a fatal crash where the battery caught fire and the retractable door handles stopped onlookers rescuing the driver.

A set-and-forget heated mug that keeps his tea at the right temperature and helps his productivity.

A premium steel bottle with scent-based flavour pods that gets him drinking more water, though it will not turn water into juice.

His favourite massager, relaxing and quiet, with extra face treatments like microcurrent and LED.

An overkill but genuinely effective smart toothbrush that he thinks is worth investing in for health.

His number ten pick, a hands-free bin that keeps things tidy and makes recycling easier.

Still scheduled to clean every night and roughly halves the time spent vacuuming, despite struggling with a high rug.

A bulky case that is not streamlined but gives him peace of mind about drops.

The glasses-free 3D was a magical effect, but it was a gimmick that confused buyers and was awkward to use.

Feels disposable and mushy, but he is amazed this is where modern gaming began.

Helped the DS keep up with smartphones, but was more about cutting costs and earning money for Nintendo.

Introduced the XL size that continued through the next generation.

Almost nothing in the box, but it delivers the same games for half the price.

Fixed the price by removing 3D, but he thinks it might be the ugliest console he has held.

The 3DS model he personally bought, and it is a big bit of kit.

Not revolutionary, but better battery life and wider appeal made it the best-selling DS.

The most stylish way to play GBA games, with a backlight, rechargeable battery and fold-up design.

A generous true successor with better controls and backwards compatibility, though the screen is not backlit.

Colour made a huge difference and he has a new appreciation for it, despite a rattly build.

The real AirPods come with more packaging and a slightly tidier build, but look almost identical to the fakes.

Surprisingly well built and decent sounding for $10, but one earbud failed to connect and they lack finer audio detail.

A 16GB USB stick that looks almost identical to a normal Lego brick and can be built into creations.

A memory stick that transforms into a robot dog, which he finds amusing but does not judge.

A 32GB USB drive shaped like a light bulb that lights up, though he finds it underwhelming.