Everything I've tested.

Same low price, but it looked like an iPhone imitation and brought only small gains in power and photos.

The most premium Xiaomi so far, but the year's delay left it behind the Galaxy S7 Edge.

A MacBook in a rucksack reportedly stopped a bullet during an airport shooting and saved its owner's life.

Came last at 7 hours 6 minutes, but still decent enough that battery should not put most people off.

A charming, hugely important console that saved the games industry and is still playable today, though very basic by modern standards.

The peak of 2D gaming, with a hugely influential controller and a big leap over the NES.

A fantastic phone he rotates with the Pixel 2 XL and iPhone 8 Plus, held back by fiddly portrait mode, a slow iris scanner and a weak speak…

He likes smaller phones like the S10 but is put off by its mediocre battery, which a slightly thicker body could fix.

He says the Galaxy S8 is an excellent buy right now and a better choice than the Galaxy S9.

Rated a 7 out of 10 fail: the exploding battery cost Samsung billions, and the phone now looks dated.

Samsung's smart cut-down S20 at $699, with more battery and less zoom, close to being a winner.

Best foldable of 2020 mainly because it is the only real choice.

The most fragile phone tested; glass front and back cracked and the reverse hammer hit finished it.

The more practical S10 variant, keeping stereo speakers and a top display while making sensible compromises.

His one-of-a-kind engraved S10 5G blew up, which devastated him as it was special to him.

Weak on some basics and has no smart speaker, but the standout for complex routines.

Started strongly and handled smart home tasks, but fell behind on phone device control and sometimes didn't show commands on screen.

A clip-on cooler that lowers surface temperature and adds four trigger buttons, though the grip is strange.

Calls it the most ridiculous phone he has seen, impressed by its dual batteries, rear screen and clip-on cooler that vents onto the process…

The roughly $100 fake iPhone has a plastic body that scuffs easily and bends under pressure.

Feels like a small, slightly heavier iPhone 12 mini, with the extra bulk not a problem and a modest performance bump.

Adds crash detection and a temperature sensor for ovulation tracking, but he notes it is a small update.

Described as the budget version of the Series 8.

An app-controlled electric ab belt used for a pain-tolerance showdown; he found it very weird.