Everything I've tested.

He tried it for meditation but struggled with the short sessions, and later realised he did not need the app.

He swapped it in occasionally while working at his standing desk, as it exercises the body for you.

He strongly recommends a standing desk, using it about four hours a day to stay more active.

An air filtration unit that removes allergens at night pushed his sleep quality up to around 90%.

A rare 2015 Iron Man collaboration he long wanted, with great packaging and a charming retro feel.

Superb box and striking design with strong cooling that held performance well ahead of the Galaxy S22 Ultra in his benchmark.

Elaborate box and an electrochromic colour-changing back make it the coolest phone so far, with a fun detective puzzle to unlock.

Likes the colour balance and restrained customisation, and praises the charging animation, though the icon pack did not win him over.

Loved the rocket box and slick design, with only minor gripes about heavy software customisation and an impractical LED ring.

Great box and a handy cooling case, but the phone itself is vanilla with no custom wallpapers or icons.

Surprisingly tasteful and beautifully made, but it is just a normal iPhone at its core.

Loves the Pac-Man theming, software touches and glow-in-the-dark back, and notes it is the cheapest phone on the list.

Hard to recommend on specs for the price, but premium and fantastic to use, and it fits in a shirt pocket.

A well-built, fun gun that fires table salt at pests and has real impact.

Extremely hard to master, but he was proud to finally ride it.

A handset for your phone, which he found bizarre and could not see people buying.

Looks homemade and unsafe, though the spinning lasers felt like a superpower.

Stupidly expensive and far less cool than expected, with a strange sleeveless design.

Surprisingly cool, reacting to speech and gestures, but a bit scary and impractical.

A soft robotic cat that reacts to touch, which he found oddly appealing compared with his real cat.

A realistic-looking novelty USB drive that he found captivating.

The toaster burned the face badly and looked nothing like the product photos.

Bought as a joke, but he plans to use it for its motion sensor, scent and UV sanitising.

Smaller and plasticky for the price, but mesmerising to look at.