Everything I've tested.

Gold chocolate wasn't appetising to look at, but it was tasty and a fun, personalised Etsy find.

Better quality than expected, but the magnets are too strong to build anything useful.

Fun, creative Etsy bath bombs; the iPhone ones were the perfect Etsy product.

Simply chopped circuit boards, but he is a sucker for them.

Spy-like headset with phenomenal focusing distance and built-in lights, probably designed for inspecting jewellery.

Sound is roughly on par with Apple's EarPods and it is wired, so it feels like buying one sock.

Used as a running gag, tested on a banana; no clear verdict given.

A heavy, wild-looking Wish speaker that looked as crazy as pictured and worked shockingly well.

Pleasant but overpriced for what it is, when £500 nearly buys a real flagship.

Mentioned as a Xiaomi foldable priced similarly to Samsung's foldables.

The original Redmi Note impressed him with premium hardware at a price nobody could guess.

Criticised for needing its own sleeve and separate charging, with a more expensive route to Bluetooth features.

Criticised as an inconvenient separate stylus that needs a special case and is only bundled for a limited time.

Digital humans with human mannerisms that could blur real and artificial people, rated 10 out of 10.

Clever idea for private conversations, but he scores it only 2 out of 10 on the heat scale.

AR glasses that project a holographic pacer to race against, rated 7 out of 10.

Space-saving adjustable dumbbell with nine weights from 2kg to 30kg, rated 3 out of 10.

Turns your normal bike into a VR exercise bike, rated 3 out of 10.

Haptic vest with six transducers that lets you feel music and games.

Versatile modular robot that teaches kids to code, rated 7 out of 10.

A childhood-dream product for a former chess player: a robotic board that moves pieces for online games, rated 7 out of 10.

Chainless, spokeless e-bike with auto power adjustment and fingerprint lock, rated 8 out of 10.

Spray that makes clothes, shoes and carpets super hydrophobic.

Motorised skates that fit over shoes; old tech but the coolest looking, rated 7 out of 10.