Everything I've tested.

Not the best on specs, but a phone that just works, with a superb camera and the most affordable way into iOS.

The Pro is a smaller jump over the standard model than last year, but the steel frame, matte back and LiDAR make it a nicer phone.

The built-in tracker works as advertised, but it is slightly alarming that a wallet can slip off at all.

The first Vivo phone he loves: sophisticated, fun camera and near-best performance, with a mono speaker and average battery.

He struggles to see the benefit of MagSafe, calling it slow, hot and no more convenient than a cable.

Mentioned as a huge transport machine Tesla is working on, which he jokes he might buy.

Tesla's newly announced humanoid robot, meant to take over dangerous or boring tasks.

Cited as an exceptionally safe car, with a gold-plated custom version costing $300,000.

Joint best money-no-object phone, with the best screen, camera and battery life, refined almost to perfection.

Joint best affordable phone, with a smooth 90Hz display and more care put in than rivals.

Hyped as a cinema-camera phone, but the cameras were worse than flagships and the promised modules never arrived.

Expensive but impressive, with Apple-like packaging and a very powerful, therapeutic massage.

Sounds the same from any angle with decent bass, but he isn't blown away and wouldn't recommend paying £500.

Colour-sensor rings trigger sounds on a mat, a modern take on playing drums.

Looks alien but felt natural straight away, and he rated it 8 out of 10.

The gold finish came out a dusty tortilla colour and ruined the look of the controller.

Built for people who cannot use their hands; he tried it briefly and expressed respect for those who rely on one.

Works at cooling but is too loud for serious use; he'd take it on holiday.

Low quality for the price as expected, but the illusion works at the right angle.

Essentially a toy demonstrating a magnet slowing as it falls through an aluminium tube.

Expected gold but got a tortilla colour; he may keep it for the laugh.

Loves the rethought concept and smooth trackball, but finds the vertical mouse more comfortable, so 7 out of 10.

A knockoff with arguably the ugliest phone front he has seen, though at least the design is original.

Nailed the look and has a headphone jack, but the rear screen just shows '2021' and the display is poor.