Everything I've tested.

Second place with stupid levels of value: 108MP camera, 120Hz display and big battery for $279.

Best gaming phone: matches the ROG with more RAM and storage, built-in fans and a lower price, but software lags.

Top specs for around $800, but the cameras and software feel well behind the competition.

Shown only as last year's model, which had a more interesting design than the Zenfone 8.

Rechargeable arc lighter that avoids fuel and flame, scored 8 out of 10.

Metal alloy pencil notebook that never runs out and works anywhere, scored 8 out of 10.

Biodegradable edible spoons made from grains with a long shelf life, rated 7 out of 10 alongside edible packaging.

Floating bin that captures plastic from the sea, docked a point because it needs electricity, 7 out of 10.

Clever idea that links air temperature to in-game events, but he scores it a middling 5.5 out of 10.

Interesting concept that reduces perceived weight when running, scored 6 out of 10 but it looks unfinished.

Autonomous tennis ball collector that is a fun concept, scored 6 out of 10 for now.

Suitcase follows you via a bracelet, but he wonders about battery life and gives it 6 out of 10.

Bicycle-powered washing machine with big positive knock-on effects for developing countries, scored 7 out of 10.

Seaweed-based edible water pods that could replace clear plastic packaging, scored 8 out of 10.

Fake sky panel with its own moving sun, his top pick at 9.5 out of 10, though far too expensive for him.

Amphibious bike and jet ski hybrid he jokes is perfect for criminals, scored 9 out of 10 and he still wants one.

Obstacle-avoiding autonomous drone that keeps tracking you even out of sight, scored 9 out of 10.

Uses a vacuum cleaner to mould copies of objects in almost any material, scored 8 out of 10.

Promising smart glasses concept, but he says the execution is not quite there yet.

A phone he wanted badly back then, but it now feels like it belongs in a museum.

Loves the matte, jazzy-but-not-excessive Phantom Red finish and the even bezels, though others he showed it to hated it.

A kilogram-of-gold S21 Ultra with no working cameras and a huge price, which he finds laughable and pointless.

A meaty showpiece of brass, gold plating and acrylic that feels expensive, but he probably wouldn't use it.

The phone the Lamborghini Alpha One is spec-for-spec identical to.