Everything I've tested.

Incredibly powerful but odd, as no Xiaomi phone can charge at 80W wirelessly; more future-proofing than a benefit.

Shown as part of the Xiaomi package; around 1,000 euros and not releasing globally.

Xiaomi's bands are one area where the brand has killed it, in a price bracket rivals avoid.

Superb build and packaging, if he had to use a BlackBerry this would be it, but the software let it down.

Not his taste, but the precision of placing a thousand Swarovski crystals and gold plating blows his mind.

A rebadged ZTE Axon 7 with leather, sold at luxury prices; he finds it disingenuous.

Mentioned as the latest Red Magic gaming phone with a 165Hz display and heavy cooling.

The brown finish is unlike anything he has seen and feels surprisingly distinct, like a fan-made concept.

Impressive effort with a genuinely working fan visible through a transparent back, but the software is a bit tacky.

Lovely packaging and a fun green glitter theme, but too much text and not much elegance.

A quirky colour-changing phone he finds unique and fun, and a glimpse of where phone finishes could go.

A tiny clip-on microscope lens that reveals surprising detail on a phone camera.

A touchscreen version of the NexDock that makes it feel like a super-sized smartphone; the screen itself is only average.

A well-built luxury charger that charges worse than the cheap one and is hard to justify at 10 times the price.

A headphone jack adapter with a high-end DAC that is worthwhile if you have good headphones or hi-fi streaming.

Gives phone footage a pro look but is cumbersome, spending a minute recalibrating on each start-up.

Ridiculous but really good temperature-controlled mug, though it could do with fewer features and a lower price.

Silly RGB charger that he was disappointed in himself for liking so much.

Ridiculous-sounding shoes that let you feel music through your feet and won him over completely.

Creepy but surprisingly useful rotating smart display, held back by the lack of a YouTube app.

Even more magnification, but the big barrel fits less securely and cuts off part of the image.

A ludicrous see-through power bank with 100W charging and its own operating system, though the casing feels flexible.

Simple, well-made way to stick anything to your phone, though so firm it tore the glue off his phone twice.

Less a power bank and more a power station; hugely powerful but only for a particular type of user.