Everything I've tested.

Smartphone flash done right, making an enormous difference, though bulky; he rates it 8 out of 10.

Premium, heavy metal phone stands that are well made and cheaper than they look.

A neat modular idea, but he thinks it makes more sense to buy one charger built for many devices.

A fashion-focused budget phone from a former Apple CEO that looked like a toilet seat and did not solve a real problem; it flopped twice.

A gorgeous-looking phone that almost never reached customers, from a company with doubtful claims about its encryption and materials.

The thinnest smartphone ever at 4.75mm, still a beautiful engineering marvel even if impractical today.

A bulky 2013 camera-phone hybrid with 10x optical zoom, which modern multi-camera phones now beat with software and fixed lenses.

The follow-up to the No Phone, which he jokes about with a sketch about returns.

A piece of plastic sold as an anti-smartphone; he finds it silly but admits the marketing worked.

Marketed as the most secure phone on the planet, it came with a lavish unboxing but was a scam with a basic phone inside.

Best gaming phone and battery king of 2020, with great speakers and a huge 6,000mAh battery.

A very cool but extra phone with a bundle of goodies and a rear screen, yet the camera is unchanged despite the 1299 euro price, so value d…

Mentioned as a middle model with the same cameras as the base phone.

Sponsored review of a tiny, versatile magnetic camera that he likes as a concept, though £299 feels like both a lot and a little.

Last year's model that looks like a toy next to the GO 2's bigger sensor, though it had a great interval shooting feature.

Mentioned only as an example of a phone Xiaomi sent early, which he did not review in full because he had been paid for related Twitter tea…

Lasted a lot longer than the iPhones, which is impressive given it ran at 120Hz throughout, though it drains on standby.

Pre-launch, he thinks LG has combined a notch with a big bezel and leaned on AI marketing, with no killer feature yet in sight.

Nicest name LG has given a phone, but it launched at $600 and would have sold better at $400.

Surprisingly capable and cheap flagship with solid build and a great headphone jack, but it shows LG's lack of identity.

An expensive streamer limited to Google content, called overbuilt for its limited functions.

A cheap Kickstarter console whose Android games were made for phones and poorly suited to a TV.

Turned an ugly appliance into a piece of art, but first-gen units could turn themselves on, which was fixed by software.

Cameras protected only by a simple password were hacked, with families threatened and blackmailed.