Everything I've tested.

A 7.4 mm gift-card sized multi-tool with 14 tools that he found surprisingly impressive.

A thin laptop that beat the deconstructed desktop setup on speed, screen and noise, despite some creaky plastic.

Four layers of paint turn any surface into a light, and the PS5 result looked better than he expected.

A 6.7 mm console sold like a gift card; cool and nice-looking screen, but awkward controls and he wouldn't buy it.

The best under-desk elliptical he has tried: silent, low impact and easy to move, though the display feels dated.

His default mouse recommendation, with a shape and feel the luxury mouse cannot match.

Lives up to the social media hype, turning a fizzy drink into a fizzy, melt-in-the-mouth slush.

Good idea but redundant, since the free Foqos app and a 10 cent NFC tag do the same and more.

Great if your broadband is poor, but latency is rough and rarely the best option in the UK.

A free app that does everything The Brick does and more.

Interesting vibrating knife that stops food sticking, but a good normal knife is cheaper and simpler.

Automatic and neat, but the toast doesn't match the on-screen images and the screen is unnecessary.

He owns one and sees a temperature-controlled bed as an easier fix than a fan.

His top pick: powerful leg compression recovery that works and showed him something he didn't know existed.

Fantastic, comfy headphones at $140 and a solid, hard-to-fault pick.

Heats food evenly and keeps rice fluffy, an acceptable lunch option, but not crispy and he rates it mid-table.

An immaculate choice that he has also used.

High potential AI memory gadget, but rough around the edges with a pricey subscription and privacy concerns.

Feels like a product he'd love, but it doesn't solve an important problem and costs $100.

A dad watch with unbeatable utility and battery life, but he wouldn't switch to it.

A strong pick with impressive self-driving, though not available in the UK and no longer an exclusive flex.

Fast and accurate photo scanner that he liked, though only worth it for certain people over a phone app.

A cheap, clever wired pair that sounds about as good as Apple EarPods, though discontinued and ranked low.

Attractive, feature-rich alarm clock with a good app-blocking Drift feature, but Drift needs a $10 monthly subscription.