Everything I've tested.

A strong pick with impressive self-driving, though not available in the UK and no longer an exclusive flex.

Impressive built-in gimbal tech with excellent stabilisation and tracking, but the AI party tricks are gimmicky and durability is a worry.

Used only as a stabilisation benchmark, where its footage looked shaky next to the Honor's.

Gave the highest calorie figure at 2,393, and he singled it out as the least trustworthy of the four.

Thinner bezels are welcome, but the design is still ugly and the new back panel feels like a cost-cut.

Only four small hardware changes and a $100 price rise, so the software is the real draw.

Subtle hardware improvements, with misleading marketing claims and a $100 price hike.

Same modest upgrades as the Pro, with smaller charging gains than advertised and a price of $1,299.

Calls his customised Switch his favourite console ever, though the LED mod was much more of a DIY job than expected.

Far ahead of the PS4, with a custom SSD that cuts loading times and nearly photorealistic graphics.

He sees it as barely more powerful than a PS5 at $1,049, so unlikely to repeat the Steam Deck's success.

He worries a rumoured $1,000 PS6 would sell too slowly to build momentum.

Growing fast, but the 100-hour monthly cap shows the downside of not owning your hardware.

A big surprise: 26% thinner with a larger screen and better crease, though the battery and S Pen support are letdowns and it costs $2,000.

A big surprise: 26% thinner with a larger screen and better crease, though the battery and S Pen support are letdowns and it costs $2,000.

Actually deserves the Ultra name, with a 35% bigger battery and a 5,000-nit display, though the brightness is excessive for most uses.

The slimmest Samsung fold yet with a bigger battery and strong screen, but the Ultra name feels like branding rather than a real leap.

A tidy refresh that is thinner and lighter with a much more capable cover screen, though he thinks that removes the friction he liked.

A strong upgrade with a faster chip that fixes the lag, a bigger battery and useful new health features.

Absurdly large headphones that turn out to be a pair of Bluetooth speakers; they sound good with deep bass but are impractical to wear.

Safe and fine, but worse in every way than the S25 Ultra.

A viral block of acrylic that he found stupid, and he gave it F tier.

Technically impressive 4.9mm modular phone, but the modular idea is niche and he can't give it more than a B.

Impressive purse display effects, but impractical for battery and risky for a delicate folding screen, so D tier.