Everything I've tested.

Used as the comparison for the hover shoes, praised for being easier to carry.

Really fun and fast, but heavy and far less portable than Heelies.

Surprisingly fast and fun, but fiddly to build and quickly beaten by more exciting toys.

Won the podium; a beautifully designed, genuinely useful learning tool that he thinks is a good investment.

Easily the best 3D pen he has used and surprisingly good, though not thrilling enough for the podium.

A cool AR proof of concept with low latency, but it doesn't improve board games enough to recommend.

Powerful, accurate and very fun with loads of accessories, but reloading was unreliable.

A niche, absurdly expensive blaster, but he called it the best nine seconds of his life.

Infrared hand tracking corrects posture mistakes instantly and adds a lot to the piano.

A chef tester found it too thick, uncomfortable and too slow to harden for 3D shapes.

Pretty great, with Hall effect sticks, but not a generational leap over the Steam Deck, with poor trackpad and short battery life.

The coolest chess set he has used and takes second place, but not something he'd recommend to most people.

Overpriced, with weak speakers, a poor screen and dodgy sensors; he asks who would want it.

The previous ChatGPT model's Minesweeper was functional but very simple, and he called it terrible next to ChatGPT-5.

Impressed by how much more complete a Minesweeper game ChatGPT-5 produced compared with the previous model from the same prompt.

The old default model is slower and more basic at coding, but produced the better image and invitation in his tests.

A clear step up from older models, especially for coding and writing, and simpler to use, though it still hallucinates and is no better at…

The fallback model free users get after hitting the GPT-5 limit, still better than last generation.

Fast at coding, but it produced the same basic Tetris and a chess game that errored every time.

The thousand dollar car wins, mainly on speed.

Much smaller than the listing suggested, but it is surprisingly quick for ten dollars.

Expected to end the contest and won by a wide margin.

Raced against a $20 car, with the car expected to lose and be dunked.

Had a very tight race, with the boat just touching the end first.