Everything I've tested.

Raced after the $100 boat, with no clear verdict on it.

Raced as the supposedly fair opponent, but the result was not funny to him.

Raced against a $20 car, with the car expected to lose and be dunked.

Lost its race to the $10 car in the opening heat.

Expected to win but lost its race, which left him disappointed.

Best range and driving experience, but the interior screen disappointed for the price.

The simpler app-controlled diffuser wins because it hides away and works automatically.

Chose it over the Porsche Taycan for its alien design and big OLED screen, and loved it on reveal.

Over-delivered as a massager, but duplicates the car's own seats and the wire is awkward.

A well-made USB-C car vacuum with good suction and accessories; a definite keep.

Impressive smoke-chamber design, but the scent was like body wash and it is bulky.

Not mind-blowing power, but its convenience and speed make it a strong cordless car washer.

Makes decent coffee on the go but still needs prep, charging and cleaning.

Sturdy, strong phone mount, though he was unsure about its sticky pad on leather.

Custom orange AirPods Pro 2 from a Dubai seller, chosen to match the car's theme.

Well-made, efficient compressor fridge, but too big for the boot given the golf clubs.

A cheap neoprene gap blocker that works well and that he plans to buy for himself.

Claimed to reach 30 mph and impressed him with its sheer speed.

The top boat with metal rudders, which ended up neck and neck in a race.

Has LEDs and can drive upside down, but was easily beaten by the next boat up.

A proper controller, a design that resists flipping and far better responsiveness make it a big step up.

The cheapest boat in the test, which wandered off course and was clearly the weakest.

Only appears in the description links, not discussed in the video.

A camouflaged, unannounced facelift S-Class that he was allowed to show for the first time but not reveal in detail.