Everything I've tested.

Best transparency of the three earbuds and the best noise cancellation, so he keeps them.

Cheap copy gives 65% of the sound and 90% of the design for 20% of the price.

Produces astonishingly clear ice but is too slow and expensive for most people.

A quiet, more sophisticated near-fully transparent mouse that earns a place on the shelf.

Won the Hall of Fame as a cheap, enjoyable controller that makes the most of its transparency.

Futuristic and fun to watch, but uneven cooking makes it poor value at $3,000.

A high-tier keyboard with the most impressive lighting he has seen, despite glossy keys and a quirky font.

Useless for card games, can't be seen through as a deck, and they are yellowing.

The keyboard-switch mouse sounds exciting but is just a normal click, so it looks stupid and is stupid.

Looks premium but is more translucent than transparent, so it loses out to the Afterglow.

Luxury glass speaker with phenomenal bass for its size and a design flex.

Triangular 24,000 mAh power bank with a nicely integrated display, let down by a frosted battery area.

A monstrous 300W power bank with the nicest display he has seen, earning a place on the setup.

Gorgeous showpiece with 16 coils, but it only charges two devices and is fiddly, so it misses the setup.

So loud that over a minute of exposure may cause hearing damage, and it comes with a bed vibrator.

You have to hit a target to stop it, and the further away it is the harder that gets.

It jumps off the counter and drives away so you must catch it, making it a guaranteed way to get up.

Makes you do 30 bicep curls to switch it off, which he calls not a fun way to wake up.

A propeller launches into the room and lands unpredictably, which he calls a literal nightmare.

The most cost-effective way to be able to recover a lost bag, and category-leading despite being affordable.

A recent discovery he loves for carrying a holiday-sized portion of perfume in a quarter of the volume.

Chosen over the JBL Go 4 in blind tests: sounds a fraction better, costs less and lasts about 50% longer.

The best wallet he has tried, at about half the price of others, with only a slightly fiddly middle card.

The next best option and cheaper, but with weaker noise cancelling than the Anker.