Everything I've tested.

Hard to recommend as a home console, but the best-compromised handheld he has used, with weak battery life.

The standout Switch 2 launch game thanks to bigger maps and 24 racers, even if the graphics are not mind-blowing.

Feels like magic when it works, but Windows, the single-player focus and one to two hours of battery make it frustrating.

Better than the Switch 2 for playing on a TV, and cheaper with more storage and entertainment features.

An improvement over the originals, but nubby joysticks, no adaptive triggers, and drift tech may persist.

Looks slightly better than the Switch 2 handheld, but is much thicker.

A great controller with excellent joysticks, but another $85 on top.

The $1,000 Dyson cleared all the smoke in about seven minutes and he called it insane.

A mainstream $50 purifier that takes some thickness out of the smoke, but only managed about 30%.

A small but important upgrade with better widgets and personas, though not enough to make him pick up his dusty Vision Pro; rated 6 out of…

The standout of the event, bringing Mac-style windows, a menu bar and background tasks to iPad, rated 9 out of 10.

The most surprising update, with a redesigned Spotlight and Continuity that could change how you use a computer; rated 7 out of 10.

Better than the others, as the glass design suits a TV and the iPhone karaoke feature is a smart use of hardware, earning 6 out of 10.

A solid but unspectacular update, with a cool Liquid Glass look and some useful features that other platforms already had.

Mostly a design update with underwhelming features, and Workout Buddy was cringeworthy, so 4 out of 10.

Weakest transparency, but the sound is as detailed as the others for less money.

Cool to watch work, but light leaks through the body so it is pure design and functionally useless.

Excellent modernised Game Boy screen, but it didn't make him want to play old games and it misses the setup.

A modern reimagining of the transparent Game Boy that he was excited to buy.

The keyboard-switch mouse sounds exciting but is just a normal click, so it looks stupid and is stupid.

Won the Hall of Fame as a cheap, enjoyable controller that makes the most of its transparency.

Beautiful and transparent, but the photo quality and no-screen experience are too gimmicky to recommend.

Considers a transparent laptop the worst product to make transparent.

Produces astonishingly clear ice but is too slow and expensive for most people.