Everything I've tested.

Uses six bulbs, is built to light up the ocean depths and is bright enough to damage eyes.

The world's brightest flashlight is huge, heavily cooled and gets hot immediately, though he found the engineering impressive.

Sponsored video, but he finds the X4 a hugely versatile camera whose 8K, flexible reframing and Shot Lab effects justify its premium price,…

Stays stable when jogging and underwater, and its stabilisation pulls ahead of the iPhone in chaotic, extreme-sports-style motion.

The iPhone's assistant told funnier, more varied jokes and won 3-0.

The Android assistant told the same joke repeatedly and lost 3-0 on humour.

Used as the comparison against the sponsor and found slower and pricier.

A fun, nerdy box that encourages curiosity but costs $60 and some items may become clutter; 7/10.

A well-thought-out build box with a disc launcher that impressed him; he gave it 9/10 and the Hall of Fame.

A sharp, well-built and cheap utility knife handle, marred by an awkward closing mechanism; 6.5/10.

Very thin and nice to hold, but scratches easily and is hard to justify at $60; 5/10.

A properly made, genuinely cool miniature lightsaber blowtorch; he gave it the first 9/10, though the colour inserts are pricey.

An elite-tier YouTuber product that smartly builds on MegaPro's design; he scored it 9.5/10.

Nicely designed hardware, but the health tracking is wildly inaccurate and the software is rough, so not this time.

A slick, fair-feeling wallpaper app, despite a pricey subscription and long ads; a solid 6/10.

An impressive, detailed saber, but he marks it down because the sabers are rebadged from a Chinese maker at twice the price without being u…

A clever fix for people who get headaches from 3D films that works properly and costs only $10; he scored it 8/10.

He likes the flavour but dislikes the 'no junk' label on an ultra-processed candy that costs about $5 a bag; 6.5/10.

A fun, fairly reliable toy web shooter, though the motor lacks pulling force; not really a serious product.

A useful and slightly overkill habit tracker that beats phone apps, though the touch plates are a bit fiddly; 8/10.

A bulky, heavy BlackBerry-style keyboard case with a few good touches, but too many compromises for him; he gave it 4/10.

Basically a good marinara with slightly misleading marketing and a high price; he gave it 7/10.

Scores more points than the Pixel 9a overall, with stronger performance, audio, calls and battery, but costs 20% more and lacks an ultrawid…

Impressed that the stormproof match keeps burning through blowing, spraying and a bucket of water, saying it feels like magic.