Everything I've tested.

Less powerful and with weaker controls, but lighter, more comfortable, far better on battery and brilliant for multiplayer, so he rates it…

A buggy, unfinished launch, especially on last-gen consoles, with reviewers restricted, which he called the biggest video game disaster he…

A safe but important upgrade, with better size and shoulder buttons, and an impressive mouse mode, though he is unsure whether drift is fix…

The redesigned dock is curved, has a guided fit and a fan that allows up to 4K output on a TV.

The original Switch is his favourite console, but he sees it as rushed with a dim, washed-out screen and janky build.

The new Donkey Kong game is huge, but it did nothing special for him and is priced at $70.

Used as the benchmark for durability; its back shattered while the case-protected watch survived better.

A $2 plastic case that gave some protection in tests but was only average, so trash.

It mixes the drink, but needs AAA batteries and he can't see what it does that a spoon can't.

A pointless blue light that wastes a USB port; the definition of a trash product.

The adhesive wasn't strong enough and the touchscreen failed to work under the water.

Best speaker you could get for around $30 and he would pick it over the flame speaker.

Surprisingly convincing flame effect and decent bass for $30, but the Anker speaker is the better buy.

A $4 shower head with filter that delivers very strong water pressure and was an easy treasure.

Fiddly to set up, but comfy and secure, and the best product of the whole video.

Clever cheap material, but the display is hard to read and it has no 24-hour mode.

Not especially bright, but a print, frame and LEDs for under $11 is a treasure.

The effect is as impressive as far pricier versions, with a dimmer light and slightly warped mirrors.

Even with lots of force the wrap still wouldn't hold together, looking like a massive ravioli.

Impressive features for $7, but he'd rather buy plain earphones, so reluctantly trash.

Pure electrical stimulation that made his hand spasm; he wouldn't call it a massage.

No suction or tank, just a random-moving pad that pushes dirt back into surfaces.

A bit less polished than the original Loop Lasso but just as fun at a fraction of the price.

Works as advertised, but a silicone ice tray is simpler and takes less space, so no treasure.