Everything I've tested.

The crown jewel: luxurious specs, sapphire back and silver-gold cooling that genuinely improves performance, earning S tier.

Phenomenal unboxing and nostalgic design, though just simple reskins with little unique software, so A tier.

Cool, tasteful Astro Bot design, though the hyped LED eyes do nothing, so it earns a B tier.

Part of the 30th Anniversary bundle that feels like unboxing a piece of history.

A charming Pokéball-themed shaver that gets the balance right, rated a solid B tier.

Standard DualSense Edge in a lovely retro theme with detailed 30 touches.

Impressively themed box, case and software, but only A tier-level: impressive without blowing him away.

Not exceptional to use, but it completes the look and comes with a charging dock that doubles as a signal extender.

The best special edition he has used, a thinner and upgraded Fold 6 exclusive to Korea and China, rated A tier.

A case shaped like teeth that he says feels like touching real teeth.

A case that makes AirPods look like a phone, built around a hinge within a hinge.

Looks normal, but has a locking mechanism that turns into a stand for the AirPods and a phone.

A full miniature working Croc that he finds amusing.

A fiddly handbag case with a five-stage locking process and almost no protection, so not worth it.

Very soft, but he says it feels like a used nappy.

A gun-shaped case where you fold down the grip to charge and reload to use the AirPods.

He calls it the greatest camera phone in existence, praising the pin-connected magnetic lens and its results.

Cited as the benchmark for premium compact camera feel and image quality that the Xiaomi concept lens does not quite match.

Has the best phone camera system he has seen, led by a telephoto lens so good it works as a main camera, though software updates and handli…

The most convincing concept phone he has used, with a clever attachable camera, though battery life and lens quality fall short and mainstr…

A mains-powered device firing 1400°F air that melted his entire testing equipment.

Bigger body and flame, but still not quite enough to instantly set the board alight.

Flint wheel and wind-resistant flame make it noticeably more satisfying and powerful.

A jet lighter that feels far more powerful and burns straight through the board quickly.