Everything I've tested.

It does pick up dirt, but only a 10 to 15% difference, so trash.

No suction or tank, just a random-moving pad that pushes dirt back into surfaces.

Pure electrical stimulation that made his hand spasm; he wouldn't call it a massage.

A conveyor-belt pizza peel that transferred the pizza perfectly and also cleaned up sauce spills.

A gag gift at best, since a straight line doesn't help with elevation, wind or terrain.

The effect is as impressive as far pricier versions, with a dimmer light and slightly warped mirrors.

A bit less polished than the original Loop Lasso but just as fun at a fraction of the price.

Cheap and cheerful lamp, fan, clock and pen holder in one, though the thermometer isn't accurate.

A tiny hot-swappable macro pad that works really well for copy, paste and volume at $7.

Impressive detail on the back showing the robot's inner parts and a great theme, though the games icon is a gun.

Chaotic, with a clever NFC case that changes the wallpaper and suits the anime style, but not to his taste.

The wackiest of the three, packaged like a treasure chest with lots of accessories and plenty of love in the custom animations and icons.

Best mid-range phone of 2024, with better screen, battery, charging and zoom than the S24 FE at a lower price.

Budget phone that punches well above its price, with a brilliant 200MP main camera, strong display and build, held back by sluggish softwar…

Painfully slow, like driving a toy for ants, and it knocked over no pins.

Bigger with a proper joystick controller that feels smoother, and it managed four pins.

Four-wheel drive and all-terrain tyres make it feel built to do damage, and it knocked over eight pins again.

Approaches the speed of a real car, comes with warning stickers, and knocked over eight pins.

Starts to feel like a race car with noticeably more power, and it knocked over six pins.

The supercar of remote control cars, and it got a strike in an absolutely mental finish.

A nostalgic keyboard inspired by the original transparent green Xbox that he loves, rated A tier.

Phenomenal unboxing and nostalgic design, though just simple reskins with little unique software, so A tier.

Cool, tasteful Astro Bot design, though the hyped LED eyes do nothing, so it earns a B tier.

A masterclass in branding with a fan-designed story, but the glow-in-the-dark finish is an underwhelming gimmick, so B tier.