Expensive and limited to two slices, but makes toast good enough that he has not used a normal toaster since.

A stylish 6.5 mm 5000 mAh MagSafe power bank that stays pocketable.
Attractive, feature-rich alarm clock with a good app-blocking Drift feature, but Drift needs a $10 monthly subscription.
Far ahead of the PS4, with a custom SSD that cuts loading times and nearly photorealistic graphics.
Smaller Frames in the guest rooms complete the look with art and are easy to use as TVs.
A creative £15 glass bowl that doubles as phone charger and light, which he finds delightful.
A well-designed table that is also an air purifier, with neat hidden power supply and cable routing.
Fastest laptop in his tests with the best trackpad, speakers and ports, but it costs more for less RAM and storage and its screen shattered…
The standout limited edition, with thermal-reactive back, fully themed software and thoughtful packaging, so S tier.
Stunning, refined keyboard with lovely low-resonance typing; he rated it 9.5 and wants to import one.
A lovely, light and thin phone, but he would be nervous recommending it because of the small battery, the case dilemma and the Ultra-level…
The $139,000 diamond set sounds superb and is one of the best wireless headphones he has used, though he would be terrified to wear them.
Beautiful, tiny design that was too expensive, cracked, and flopped, though it foreshadowed the Mac Studio.
A distinctive, good-value $349 phone with a great screen and clean software, though the Glyph features lack depth and the cameras are only…
Gorgeous showpiece with 16 coils, but it only charges two devices and is fiddly, so it misses the setup.
Luxury glass speaker with phenomenal bass for its size and a design flex.
A high-tier keyboard with the most impressive lighting he has seen, despite glossy keys and a quirky font.
Maybe the most instantly recommendable phone he has used, with standout design, screen and battery for £200, held back by average performan…
An elegant charger that keeps his phone out of reach and doubles as a good-looking gym clock.
A custom moss wall that cut echo by about 60% and looks beyond his wildest dreams.
Best foldable of 2024, thin and pretty with a bigger battery, faster charging and a periscope zoom.
A genuinely good 4K TV that doubles as art, with only a buggy SmartThings app holding it back.
A pretty, USB-C charged cordless screwdriver that does everything most people need.
A dark, cleverly themed limited edition with a real mirror back and great packaging, held back slightly by an impractical mirror selfie ide…























