Everything I've tested.

A handbag-style case that you fold the phone into and latch shut, which he sees as finally something fairly classic.

A heat-sensitive case with a felt interior that he likes the idea of, though he is unsure how it works.

A heavily jewelled case with a built-in pop socket that roughly doubles the phone's weight, though the colour is impressive.

He calls it the ugliest mermaid he has seen.

A burger-shaped foldable case that he finds surprisingly realistic.

A case with a big grip that comes with a spoon you can store on the back of the phone.

A case with an x-ray effect when it opens, shown only briefly.

Another fluffy case, shown without a clear verdict.

He shares five handy WhatsApp tricks, calling the home screen chat shortcut probably the coolest one.

He calls IFTTT the choice of real tech masters and shares his go-to automations.

Samsung's Good Lock apps give customisation that iPhones can't match.

Larger again with big suspension, claimed waterproofing, a better remote and more responsive steering.

Bigger with a better controller and more control, but the HD camera claim was exaggerated and it is no faster.

Shown as a glass that makes the drinker dribble, with no verdict given.

Shown as a prank camera that squirts the person looking through it, with no verdict given.

Shown as a toilet seat gadget that bangs to scare the user, with no verdict given.

Shown as toilet paper that will not tear, with no verdict given.

Shown as a candle that cannot be blown out, with no verdict given.

A compact, well-judged flip phone with a genuinely useful cover screen and decent cameras, though folding makes it expensive for the specs…

Mentioned for its crease-free folding design, which the Flip 5 lacks.

Mentioned as more ambitious than the Flip 5 thanks to its edge-to-edge cover screen.

Thought the chair-shaped speaker amplifier was cool but a bit ridiculous.

Called the strap-on hands-free mount ridiculous and noted the awkward viewing angle.

Found the blade-in-motor phone fan a neat little trick that works.