Everything I've tested.

Tiny and incredibly simple plug that keeps dust out of the phone port.

Liked the idea of a phone-mounted night light and the storybook-style packaging.

Showed a helmet-shaped phone holder that doubles as a popcorn bowl, without giving a clear judgement.

He calls it the worst of the five, and its test with a lighter ends in alarm.

A knuckle duster phone case with its own built-in power button, which he finds oddly cool but questions how to use.

A phone case with a working lighter that he calls a probable fire hazard.

A solidly built metal case with a blade that he says would get you arrested.

Unclear how it works and unreliable, so he does not trust its ratings.

A fun archery toy with a suspicious 4.9-star rating.

A fun toy, but its near-perfect reviews were part of a brushing scam mystery.

A more advanced review checker he found pretty cool, but still not reliable enough to trust fully.

A good idea for staying active while working, but loud under load with a fiddly safety tag and a big footprint.

A surprisingly convincing Apple Watch Ultra lookalike for the price, with sleep tracking that was partly accurate.

A muggy budget camera with a free kit of accessories, nowhere near his Sony A7S III.

The laptop listing turned out to be for a zero-megabyte micro SD card.

A fake-spec phone with bad bezels that would not charge past 35%, had no signal and could not run Google Play, his worst product ever teste…

The standout of the haul: a solid, comfortable laptop stand for working in bed.

A PC built from Wish parts in a fake Xbox case that cost more than a real Series X and ran Call of Duty at a poor frame rate.

The listing claimed impressive specs but turned out to be an SD card.

A kids' novelty hat with a spinning blade that makes him feel told what to wear.

A fake mini PlayStation with no shoulder buttons, leaving him stuck on level one.

A fun, comfortable hanging chair with a lot of movement, though he worries about its structural integrity.

A cheap Powerball knockoff that gets going and does the job, though it rattles and is awkward to start.

A tolerable cheap toothbrush that cleans better than a manual one but is nowhere near his Oral-B.