Everything I've tested.

The fake scented water bottle smelled better than the real one despite poor packaging.

A pressure pad coaster with no battery that broke quickly, nothing like the real Ember mug.

Still gives relief and is a decent budget option, but is less powerful and more vibrate than knead than the real Theragun.

Feels like it genuinely helps posture, though it is rattly and awkward to use.

Awkward, stiff earbuds where only one worked at first, but fine for most people once paired.

A USB stick console with a light Wii-style controller, running a fruit-slicing game that barely detects slices.

A copy of the PS Vita body that is worse in every way.

Bad UI and stiff buttons, but it comes with hundreds of retro games stored locally, which won him over a little.

Modular winged shoes with detachable parts that look mismatched and have no padding.

Smaller than expected, but it soaks up enough water to keep the bathroom floor from getting wet.

Advertised as 12,000 watts but far smaller and weaker than the listing claimed, at 5 watts times two.

A very light cheap robot vacuum that is inconsistent at picking up debris.

A cheap sensor bin that does most of the job of his normal one, though the lid opens too hard.

A toy parachute built for action figures that successfully carried a smartphone through a 50-foot drop without damage.

Mentioned as a fancy charging stand for StandBy mode, though he is glad it isn't required.

Calls it probably the biggest iPhone update ever, with contact posters, AirDrop, StandBy and Messages the highlights, though still in beta.

He feels Twitter has got worse, with more ads, bots, paid verification and viewing limits, so it no longer feels like home.

Seen as a highlight reel that is bad for mental health, but a well-run business with every feature built to maximise time spent.

He thinks Facebook is far worse than Instagram, packed with ads, irrelevant suggestions and poor reporting tools.

A case built to house two PCs at once, one for work and one for play, though he thinks it looks hideous.

His pick as the most unbelievable PC of the bunch, and he says he loves it.

A PC built into a sneaker that comes in different colours, though you only get one shoe.

Impressive attention to detail, but he jokes it looks homemade and he would keep well away from it.

A tank-shaped PC with a built-in digital thermostat and well-placed fans, which he lists among the most unbelievable.