Everything I've tested.

A PC suspended from a custom stand with individually lit scales that open to boost airflow.

A handsome handcrafted wooden keyboard with a good magnetic stand, but the wood adds little to typing.

Looks lush from a distance but is all plastic up close, with a misleading listing and trailing LED cables.

Feels premium with silent buttons and instant triggers, but spending $400 won't make an average player any better.

A beautifully finished custom Switch that he felt was closer to art than a cheap 3D-printed job.

Considered as the best TV available but passed over because he didn't want to spend the budget on a TV.

An incredibly squidgy yet supportive chair that felt fantastic from every angle.

A monster 8K projector bought as a gift for his parents' basement cinema, which impressed his dad.

Impossibly light magnesium mouse with 8,000Hz polling that glides with no perceptible latency.

Looks fancy from a distance but is flimsy plastic that doesn't fit properly and adds awkward weight.

Spectacularly weird heavy shoes with curved soles that are no good for running.

Cool electrochromic tinting, but the audio is tiny and leaky and the concept is a bit strange.

Idiot-proof and tasty with a good texture, but slow, steamy, and the extra cost mostly buys presentation.

Rough-looking 3D-printed shoes that surprisingly feel fantastic, and he kept them.

Ridiculously sharp 33-layer knives that he called a stupid amount of money but unlike anything he had seen.

Tastefully done with a soft interior and grippy leather-like back, though it creaks and is a bit excessive.

An imposing, fully articulating lamp with excellent light quality and a 60-year life, though very pricey.

An absurdly dense, heavy and loud speaker that he found impressive, though he never judged its value.

Can replace several apps and hides fun quizzes, games and reminders that many people never use.

One of the only genuinely premium phones in such a small size, and good value at $699.

Impressive thumb-sized camera that packs better video, battery, audio and modes into a tiny body, with everything needed included in the bo…

Slime-shaped controller with the worst ergonomics he has experienced.

A fishing rod controller that let players physically reel in fish in the game.

A sword controller with motion sensors and vibration that he finds awesome, though the button layout takes getting used to.