Everything I've tested.

The most eco-conscious phone, highly repairable with a five-year warranty and an e-waste recycling promise.

More powerful again, with an internal fan and under-display selfie camera, and now an easy recommendation as the software improves.

Flagship power for about $600 with retractable triggers and very fast charging.

Mentioned as the current model that the coming 12 Ultra should be a big step up from.

A worthwhile, slightly more camera-focused alternative to the Poco.

Supposedly has the best camera system on a foldable, but one to watch rather than buy.

The other Android all-rounder winner: slightly weaker camera and screen than the S22 Ultra, but cheaper, with ceramic build and a charger i…

Scent rings trick the brain into tasting flavour in plain water and it works despite knowing the trick, rated 8 out of 10.

Set up a smart mattress with sleep sensors and temperature control to track his sleep, which scored just 28 on the first night.

The most powerful of the three, adding keylogging to everything else, and he is as impressed as he is scared.

A tiny USB stick that poses as a keyboard and lets him run commands remotely, which he finds fun but dangerous in the wrong hands.

A near-identical copy of an Apple Lightning cable that adds payloads, geofencing and self-destruct, which he finds impressive and scary.

A thoughtful, media-focused flagship with a great 4K screen and speakers, but weaker camera processing, battery and software support than S…

Slow to charge with the bundled 5W charger, taking 3 hours 6 minutes, and fast charging does not rescue it.

Apple's earlier recycling robot from 2013, which was too slow at the screwing stage and was succeeded by Liam 2.0 and then Daisy.

Another Apple robot that disassembles taptic engines.

An Apple robot focused on recovering rare earth magnets.

Impressed by how quickly and precisely Daisy takes apart iPhones, though its capacity is tiny next to Apple's annual sales.

Heated butter dispenser that spread butter in about two seconds, 30 times faster than a knife, if a little messily.

Cleans the whole mouth in 10 seconds, twelve times faster, but the clean was not the best.

Looks and feels terrifying, and he was far slower than his friend Josh, though he thinks he may simply be the problem.

Drill-mounted scrubbing brush that cleaned patio tiles about ten times faster than a normal brush.

A huge, heavy RC car he calls one of the coolest things he has unboxed, about 11.5 times faster than a normal one.

Self-lacing shoes that feel like the future and fasten about two and a half times faster than tying laces.