Everything I've tested.

Alarm clock that leaps off the table and runs away, effective but annoying.

Magnet-based gadget that fakes about 8,700 steps an hour, useful for games, though he does not see why you would fake exercise.

Pellet pizza oven that cooked a pizza in about a minute and tasted better than an ordinary oven pizza.

Spray that removed shirt wrinkles about 18 times faster than ironing and impressed him.

Quietly getting smarter, with live translation and editable text from photos that he finds pretty cool.

Handy read-later app that saves ad-free offline versions of articles from any app and can read them aloud.

Gives non-Apple devices an AirDrop-style way to send files wirelessly between Android, Mac and Windows.

Keeps the phone dry and at a good height in the shower, though the touchscreen is hit or miss when wet.

Fourth in the test, but strong for a 120Hz phone and could top the table at 60Hz.

Excellent spec-heavy flagship with a standout display and very fast charging, with some camera software and battery questions still to sett…

Far better cameras than the Redmi Note 11 Pro+, though his first unit arrived dead.

Bland unboxing and easy to overwhelm, but gets four years of Android upgrades and a proper warranty.

Best unboxing with a 120W charger, but its camera hardware is far behind the Mi 10 Pro.

Generous box with a case and 65W charger, but plastic build and mid-range limits.

He was impressed that this AI story writer worked and added sensible detail to his short prompt.

Rated 9 out of 10; a headband that reads your visual cortex to steer a drone.

Rated 8 out of 10; lets you climb vertical glass, metal or brick with no ladder or harness.

A wearable claiming to boost working memory in minutes; he treats it as a sign brain augmentation is coming.

Rated 3 out of 10 as a superpower, though the idea of a display on the eye is impressive.

Gave it 4 out of 10 as a superpower; an in-mouth mic that works in extreme weather.

Neck-worn click emitter that gives humans echolocation, shown without a score.

Scored 5 out of 10; a surprisingly simple electric flying platform, though privacy concerns make it a hard sell.

A real, buyable wrist flamethrower that made him feel like a superhero, though he missed his first shot and it is risky; 6 out of 10.

Called insane and scored 6 out of 10 for letting you lift 20 times your strength.