Everything I've tested.

Impressive laser engraver that etched his phone case straight from an app, though clearly dangerous.

Heavily customised Nike Air Force Ones with a meteorite fragment, priced around $2,000 for the paint job and gold details.

A plasticky, hollow hand with immovable fingers that left him unimpressed.

A psychedelic, ridged back sits against a very vanilla unboxing and ordinary software.

A very soft, comfortable frosted grey phone with fun Mars touches, though the colour itself is not new.

A stunning Kodak-themed leather-clad edition with a top-five box, though he questions the Kodak partnership.

A properly redesigned phone with brilliant theming and a well-executed camera filter, and probably OnePlus's coolest limited edition.

Looks good with the yellow accents, but the software is a genuine mess and he could not get it set up.

A gorgeous blue and gold limited edition with a refreshed software look, though the extras are fairly ordinary.

A wild gaming phone with a great unboxing and aggressive design, let down by plain software with no Bruce Lee theming.

Purple earbuds bundled with the Olympic phone that he says are just the normal buds.

An absurd gold-plated Huawei Mate 40 Pro with a tourbillon watch, impressive but ludicrously extra and not for him.

Upcoming Meta headset that he says could solve comfort and facial tracking barriers, though he has not tested it.

Technically the most impressive camera phone he has used, but too niche and too expensive for most people.

An extremely extra accessory that gives phenomenal vlogging results, but adds about $200 to an already costly phone.

Has Google services back, but lags and has weaker cameras than the identical Huawei Nova 9, so it does not make sense either.

Smooth and polished with slightly better cameras than the Honor 50, but he cannot recommend it without Google services.

Cited as an example of Honor moving into top-tier flagships.

Folds clothes automatically and could make sense as an investment, but he only gives it 3 out of 10.

Surprisingly effective at compressing rubbish, roughly doubling bin capacity, and he scores it 5 out of 10.

Shoes that widen to stop you falling look useful but the project seems to have missed its funding target.

Audi's elongating self-driving concept car impressed him with an 8 out of 10.

Rumoured rollable Samsung phone he finds fascinating, scoring the concept 7 out of 10.

His daily phone, with a phenomenal camera, though he wants sharper-edge changes, USB-C, bigger battery and more customisation.